Legit? Man suffers public humiliation in elaborate baseball stadium proposal disaster

Painful.

Marco Rubio is coming around? ‘This whole relationship thing is overblown’

Apparently acting like adults is asking a bit too much in today’s political climate.

Senate GOP moves focus to fmr AG Loretta Lynch: ‘Get out your 5th amendment bingo cards!’

It’s about bloody time!

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Caitlyn Jenner on GOP shooting: ‘Guy was a really bad shot. Fortunately … liberals can’t even shoot straight’

The Republican crowd ate it up.

Stunned bystanders take video as jilted lover sets fatal fire to house: ‘One of y’all got a lighter?’

The fire claimed the life of 72-year-old Willie O. Greer.

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Fmr first lady of France throws shade on Melania: My nude pics were ‘more artistic’ than hers, not ‘Playboy-ish’

“They were artistic nudes made by great photographers.”

Trump’s attorney takes on confused Todd and hostile Wallace: ‘President IS NOT under investigation!’

Sekulow said he respects the attorney-client privilege, unlike former FBI Director James Comey.

‘Upgraded’ Ted Nugent vows to tone it down: I don’t want Obama’s lips near my machine gun

“Let me make it perfectly clear, I have never projected hate,” Nugent insisted.

Elizabeth Warren to President Trump: ‘Donald, you ain’t seen nasty yet’

Hmmm…

Schools worry about kids getting too competitive, remove ‘valedictorian’ status

“Schools should encourage cooperation instead of competition …”

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Toddler pulls loaded 9mm gun from toy box during child welfare visit

Faniel, 34, claimed the gun wasn’t hers and she didn’t know it was in the apartment, the police report said.

Congressman seeks help from NRA to reduce gun restrictions for lawmakers … what about the rest of us?

“How about a Congressional mandate that provides for ALL Senators & Congressmen to receive training and DC Carry Permits if desired?”