House GOP declare Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer ‘definitely a Republican.’ Here’s why…

The Republican-led House Judiciary Committee declared Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer as one of their own, and the reasons why make all the sense in the world.

In a playful Christmas Eve post, the committee, led by Jim Jordan, defined the qualities portrayed in the beloved fictional character that ‘definitely’ make him part of the right wing.

See below:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer:

-Doubted by the elites.

-Pulled himself up by his bootstraps.

-Faced adversity.

-Carried the team when others couldn’t.

Definitely a Republican. pic.twitter.com/kiOX88JY2D

— House Judiciary GOP (@JudiciaryGOP) December 25, 2025

Who could argue with that? As it turns out, plenty of people:

Rudolph was an advocate for the misfit toys and he wanted EVERYONE to belong and be loved.

Plus, he believed in helping those who need dental care.

He was not a racist, divisive, or an elitist, so Rudolph is definitely NOT a Republican!

— NoMoreHateCrimes (she/her) (@NoMoreHate17) December 25, 2025

– Terrible takes
– Trash analysis
– False claims of adequacy
– Stealing credit
That’s Republicans.
Rudolph was no Republican.

— John A. McColley (@JohnAMcColley) December 25, 2025

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer:
-Hated for being different than the norm.
-Chased away and had to find company with society’s “misfits.”
-Accepted the gay dentist elf.
-Only accepted because his difference could be exploited.

The opposite of GOP. Rudolph is a queer allegory.

— Caramel Is Good For You (@CaramelIsGood4U) December 25, 2025

He’s from the North Pole. I’m surprised we let him in.

— Brian Perera (@thermoware) December 25, 2025

Well then.

The House GOP wasn’t alone in its merriment. Several government agencies and Trump cabinet members made numerous funny, festive, patriotic and unapologetically Christian posts this Christmas.

A few can be seen below:

Christmas Night, 1776.

Never forget the sacrifices your forefathers made for freedom, Patriots.

‘Washington Crossing the Delaware’ —Emanuel Leutze pic.twitter.com/TnRnuejEB6

— U.S. Department of Labor (@USDOL) December 25, 2025

Let Earth Receive Her King. pic.twitter.com/h0E58N4w0s

— U.S. Department of Labor (@USDOL) December 25, 2025

Rejoice America, Christ is born! pic.twitter.com/tZgLyTxkVn

— Homeland Security (@DHSgov) December 25, 2025

That’s right.. “Rejoice, America!”

Definitely! pic.twitter.com/N3H6wqZWdC

— Dr FAFO (@HerrObvious) December 25, 2025

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