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#WordSaladKamala – VP Harris: ‘We will work together… to work together as we continue to work’

May 15, 2022 | | Print Article

Like going to your favorite local eatery, sitting down to listen to Vice President Kamala Harris is a surefire way to get the usual and — in her case — that happens to be word salad.

President Joe Biden’s administration hosted a special summit between Thursday and Friday with the Association of Southeast Asian Nations (ASEAN) to discuss the COVID pandemic, sustainability, and climate change among other issues. In her brief remarks Friday, Harris took extra care to inform the press about her intentions to “work together and continue to work together…” and that “…we will work on this together.”

“I often note,” Harris drew to a close after offering her globalist take on the necessary response to climate change, “and I’ve talked with many of you about our shared belief that our world is increasingly more interconnected and interdependent.”

It was then that she saw fit to condense her several minutes of redundant rambling into one easily digestible conclusion that resembled a procrastinating student’s desperate attempt to meet a word count for an assignment due five minutes ago.

“That is especially true when it comes to the climate crisis,” Harris stated, “which is why we will work together and continue to work together to address these issues, to tackle these challenges, and to work together as we continue to work, operating from the new norms, rules, and agreements that we will convene to work together on to galvanize global action.”

“With that, I thank you all. This is a matter of urgent priority for all of us. And I know we will work on this together,” she added for good measure. As such, many reactions to her statement were similarly impressed with its semblance to poorly done schoolwork.

Others noted the shrewdness from a politician in never being able to be held to a previous statement if nothing was actually said during her remarks.

The vice president’s affinity for word salad and the public’s appreciation for these feats of linguistic derring-do garnered her much attention on social media after it was revealed that she had become the top trending point of discussion in politics on Twitter.

And, as congratulations for her great achievement spread across the social media landscape –

– at least one person posited the notion that she may in fact be a robot. “Kamala Harris,” one tweet suggested, “speaks in predictive text.”

“The technical term,” another offered, “is ‘gobbledygook.”

Though some questioned her qualifications in serving as the second most powerful individual in the free world, others assured that, though it seems madness, there was method in her charge as Biden’s running mate.

One thing is for certain, her remarks will make for interesting reading in some future students writing assignments.

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