‘Absolutely classic!’ Scott Jennings’ new gig pitch for Pelosi is so good he cracks HIMSELF up

CNN’s resident Republican came up with the perfect new job for outgoing Dem dinosaur Nancy Pelosi.

“Oh, yeah, there will be people who respected her legislative ability,” Scott Jennings said in response to the news that the entrenched California Democrat is finally going to retire.

Jennings, however, was just getting started, and he quickly wove his compliments for Pelosi into a not-so-subtle slam that even left fellow CNN talking heads impressed.

“It’s not often that someone can become a titan of both Washington and Wall St.,” he continued.

“Republicans will remember her as one of the most successful and prolific day traders – she beat the S&P 500 by 559%!”

Amazed, fellow panelists awed over his “classic Scott Jennings” weavery before he concluded with the perfect gig for Pelosi.

“I want Trump to put her in charge of the Social Security administration. We could all retire in six months!”

Jennings’ comments were so good, he even cracked himself up, and got plenty of X users riled up too:

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— Bilbo Baggins (@Jbanklestankle1) November 7, 2025

Still can’t figure out how they threw Martha Stewart in a federal prison for so-called insider trading instead of Pelosi.

— longboringstory (@longboringstory) November 7, 2025

Remember this: pic.twitter.com/uXhww4BpUT

— Clear POV (@clear_pov) November 7, 2025

Apparently her husband Paul must be the greatest investor of all time. Even Warren Buffet is in awe!

— Paul Gaumnitz (@jegpig) November 7, 2025

That should get an award for the funniest thing said that also should not be funny.

Oh! The irony!

— Mike Sangrey (@mike_sangrey) November 7, 2025

Good humor is always steeped in truth. (That’s why late night show hosts aren’t funny anymore and the left can’t meme)

Social Security could have benefited from that for 40 years … payouts would be double and still have a surplus !

— roy carelson (@RoyCarelson) November 7, 2025

Turn over the social security fund to her and we can all retire now!

— brian haggard (@BhhagBrian) November 7, 2025

Scott Jennings is a diamond in the mud.
He singlehandedly blows up the liberal media narrative on CNN daily.

Clearly the enemy isn’t in control, because he would never be allowed on the air to expose liberal lies if they were.

What Scott says about Nancy Pelosi is absolutely… https://t.co/DAfHd8sA54

— JoeLange (@JoeLang51440671) November 7, 2025

“Absolutely classic” indeed.

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