Joe Rogan man-crushes on Fox News hosts perfect hair. Sorry Jesse, it’s not you.

The follicular-challenged podcast king Joe Rogan has a bigtime thing for Bret Baier’s hair.

During a short clip, Fox News Channel’s Greg Gutfeld pointed out Rogan’s comments.

“I’m distracted by Bret Baier’s hair,” Rogan began. “It’s so beautiful, if I had that kind of hair I’d be so happy.”

“You can’t see any scalp anywhere, it’s all hair, it’s beautiful. “If you wanted to put a wig on a bald guy, you’d make it like that length bro, ‘I’m going to make you hot’” Rogan said in an alternate voice.

A quick scan of X shows that Rogan is not alone in his admiration of the FOX’s host’s hair.

My hair is 100% my own – I promise. It’s super curly and I need to put gel in it to get it to lay down. But it’s all me. Thanks for watching though. https://t.co/ud737nOmAw

— Bret Baier (@BretBaier) November 21, 2023

Baier’s hair has been a thing even as far back as 2014!

Wow! I have never seen anything as perfect as this weekends weather forecast!
Signed,
Bret Baier’s hair pic.twitter.com/9wHpSXwYOU

— (@texrenfest) November 5, 2014

It’s even more impressive unkempt, as seen in this clip from 2020:

Checking in today post workout (yes, I read the comments about the hair)—how are you today? We are trying to take walks with Coco between work and distance learning. Don’t forget to send in your questions on video! See you tonight at 6pmET! #foxnews #specialreport pic.twitter.com/pXiRNuefT1

— Bret Baier (@BretBaier) April 2, 2020

Rogan’s admiration for Baier goes beyond the superficial. In 2024, he gave props to the Fox host for conducting fair interviews with then-presidential candidates Donald Trump and Kamala Harris.

Joe Rogan notes that the way @BretBaier interviewed Kamala Harris is the same way that he interviewed Donald Trump but no one was mad when he pressed Trump, only Harris. pic.twitter.com/2IBiqUtNZb

— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) October 31, 2024

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