A pro-LGBT advertisement/promotion by the food delivery service Postmates has critics shouting “WTF” because it’s so obscene and “disgusting.”
The ad specifically advertises a “bottom-friendly menu.”
In homosexual sex between two gay men, the “bottom” is the individual who’s anally penetrated by the other man’s penis.
A “bottom-friendly menu” therefore is a menu containing foods that won’t cause the “bottom” to experience a digestive issue like diarrhea.
In other words, a “bottom-friendly” menu is designed to keep a gay man’s anal cavity “clean” (free of fecal matter) so that it can later be penetrated by another gay man.
Watch the stunning ad below, and note that the eggplant is supposed to represent a penis, and the peach is supposed to represent a butt (*Graphic content):
You shouldn’t miss a good meal for a good time. That’s why this Pride, we’ve teamed up with @DrEvanGoldstein and @smartthrob to create the world’s first Bottom-Friendly Menu (yup, it’s real). #EatWithPride pic.twitter.com/03Fm8YJlAP
— @postmates (@Postmates) June 9, 2022
“What are you eating this Pride? Well, if you’re a ‘top,’ it seems like you can eat whatever you want. But if you’re a ‘bottom,’ you’re expected to starve. Not this Pride. Introducing the ‘bottom-friendly’ menu from Postmates,” the narrator says.
“We teamed up with Dr. Evan Goldstein from Bespoke Surgical to bring you a menu of ‘bottom-friendly’ foods backed by science. Insoluble fiber won’t help you feel cute, so avoid things like whole grains, wheat bran, cauliflower, potatoes, legumes.”
“The problem with these foods is they don’t dissolve in water, which could cause a traffic jam in your digestive system, making a mess of your evening. Speaking of messy, it’s a good idea to avoid dairy. If you’re going to eat something insoluble, give your body about 24 hours to process all of it,” the narrator continues.
“Soluble fibers and protein are the key to having some good, clean fun. These all digest easily and slowly while feeding your good gut bacteria, which makes sushi a great ‘bottom-friendly’ option. There’s no right or wrong way to ‘bottom,’ but if you’re planning on getting peachy this pride, the ‘bottom-friendly’ menu on Postmates has the kinds of foods that could keep you feeling good.”
While the advertisement/promotion may have left some “bottom” men feeling good, it has left most Americans feeling utterly disgusted and repulsed.
Look (*Language warning):
I hope you’re all cleaned and lubed, because I have a feeling @Postmates is going to take it up the proverbial ass in sales. Disgusting.
— d.bolt71 (@Bolt71D) June 10, 2022
So gross! I’ll never use Postmates again after this! Makes me feel nauseous just thinking about it. Poopmates is a a fitting name. 🤮🤮
— Lan Vandana (@LanaVandana) June 12, 2022
Wtf is this? Are you insane?
— El Chilango (@EIChilango) June 12, 2022
Wow wtf is wrong with you?
— Dana Simmens (@simmens_dana) June 12, 2022
Some of the criticism admittedly has come from those who are anti-LGBT.
Look:
This is repulsive. Why does appealing to gay culture demand graphic perversion? And you wonder why such a huge percentage of America wants nothing to do with LGBTQ.
— Willy Bob Thomas (@ThomasJ41011477) June 11, 2022
They put a wholesome spin on homosexuality with the “love is love” mantra. But this is the reality of what these people do with their bodies — and to normal people, it’s utterly repulsive to even think about.
— Christine Favocci (@CFavocci) June 10, 2022
The Satanic celebration of sodomy disgusts me.
— Matt Hopkins (@MattHopkins1647) June 11, 2022
But interestingly enough, even many members of the LGBT community have lashed out at Postmates, albeit for various reasons.
Some feel that corporations such as Postmates are exploiting the LGBT community for money. Others simply believe that representing the gay lifestyle in this manner is extremely counterproductive.
Look:
I’m gay and this is disgusting marketing.
— Dr. Mass Formation #ISupportCurrentThing 🏳️🌈🌺 (@RhythmRogue415) June 10, 2022
I’m gay and this made me more homophobic
— Wallace B. (@wallybreen) June 11, 2022
Who runs this account? 😂 Yo I’m gay but this is really embarrassing for a lot of us. Quit exploiting our sexuality for Likes and engagement. Gross
— bromo (@basedbromo) June 11, 2022
Let me guess. Your blue-haired equity hire demanded this was a good idea but you were all too scared to poo-poo the idea? I’m gay and you have taken gay Mens rights to a bottom level. I’m here all day folks, you as a company…go woke,go broke!
— Johnathon Stenshaw (@stenshaw) June 10, 2022
Before people call me homophobe for not clapping for this shit… I’m gay. This is just embarrassing. 100% rainbow autism. pic.twitter.com/cknRM0NGkp
— The Barbarian Hungarian (@gelatinousmass) June 10, 2022
In response to the criticism, Postmates has doubled down by siding with its very few supporters.
A couple hours after the advertisement dropped, one supporter tweeted, “Honestly, this is the level of Pride other corps should strive for. If you’re not literally helping us have sex, can you really call yourself an ally?”
In response, Postmates wrote this: “Exactly. We’re tired of heterosexual sex being the main focus of sexual education. Homosexual sex, specifically bottoming, is all too often omitted and stigmatized. Not this year. Happy Pride!”
All three tweets — Postmates’ original tweet, the supporter’s tweet, and the company’s response tweet — have been ratioed.
Honestly, this is the level of Pride other corps should strive for. If you’re not literally helping us have sex, can you really call yourself an ally?
— GenMaximus12 (@g_maximus12) June 9, 2022
Exactly. We’re tired of heterosexual sex being the main focus of sexual education. Homosexual sex, specifically bottoming, is all too often omitted and stigmatized. Not this year. Happy Pride!
— @postmates (@Postmates) June 9, 2022
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