Tucker viciously mocks ODNI for using obviously photoshopped stock photo to brag about diversity

Fox News host Tucker Carlson ridiculed the intelligence community for putting out an “unreadable” Soviet-style photoshopped piece of propaganda that included stock photos to show how incredibly diverse they are.

“Back in 2015, our government’s so-called intelligence community, which is not intelligent or a community, announced that it was embarking on a new five-year mission. The goal, according to the Obama administration, was to funnel more resources to every spy agency in the country — the CIA, NSA, FBI, DIA, and so forth. Even the Coast Guard’s in-house intelligence operation was slated to get a bigger budget,” Carlson stated at the beginning of his tongue-in-cheek segment.

“Under normal circumstances, an announcement like that would set off fear trembling among our opponents around the world. They’d be shaking in their caves. The Chinese might think twice before bribing more Harvard professors or sending Eric Swalwell a new secret agent to have sex with. But in this case, they just laughed. Because they knew that money wasn’t going to buy drones, or more sophisticated surveillance equipment, or more agents in the field. Instead, it was earmarked for new platoons of “equity and inclusion” consultants and HR administrators,” he quipped.

Carlson went on to say that the earmarked resources were to make the intelligence community appear more “diverse.” In other words, they want to show they hire minorities, not just white men which ties in with their mantra that, “Diversity is our strength.” It also explains a new “diverse” photo that was included with a report that was just released.

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“Enormous strength. We are now officially much stronger. The Office of the Director of National Intelligence has just released the proof: it’s called the ‘Annual Demographic Report for Fiscal Year 2020: Hiring and Retention of Minorities, Women, and Persons with Disabilities in the United States Intelligence Community.’ You’ll want to get a copy in time for Christmas — not to read it. It isn’t meant to be read. In fact, it’s unreadable. But for the pictures. The pictures are amazing. We now have conclusive photographic evidence that our spy agencies employ several people with different color skin. There’s even a woman in a wheelchair, as well as a man who appears to be blind,” Carlson mockingly continued.

He was just getting warmed up concerning the politically correct, staged “woke” photo.

“How do we know he’s blind? We don’t make assumptions like that. Because he’s got Ray Charles glasses, a cane, and a seeing-eye dog. If that seems like a lot, remember: the best spies have a backup plan. Let’s say Russian assassins come after our blind intel agent as he’s picking up a dead drop of microfilm in a park in East Berlin. They somehow manage to take out his seeing-eye dog. Maybe with a net. That’s OK. He can manage. He’s still got both the cane and the glasses. And by the way, we assume the cane shoots curare darts. At the CIA, they think of everything. It’s their job,” Carlson cracked wondering exactly how a blind guy is keeping us safe. He also pointed out the “spy vapor” that seemingly surrounds his lower body in the photo.

“Another question: where are the old people in the picture. A lot of Americans are pretty old. The intel community says it’s diverse. So where are the senior citizens? Where are the 80-year-old super spies? You’d hate to think that for all its famous sensitivity, the Biden people fell prey to ageism. We may need a class action suit to sort this out. And while we’re at it, honestly, we didn’t see many trans women, non-binary pansexual two-spirits, or a single person from Malawi. That picture which we greeted with joy is starting to look problematic,” he mused.

The photo is evidently a digital manipulation. The conservative host labeled it a “disinformation campaign” and a “Soviet-style fake.” The images used in the photo are from Shutterstock and the Internet.

Carlson tore into the propaganda piece:

That picture is entitled, quote, “Portrait Of Multi-Cultural Office Staff Standing In Lobby.” You could buy it too and put it on your next Christmas card if you wanted to,

But apparently, the stock photo of the multi-cultural office staff wasn’t multi-cultural or diverse enough for the Biden people. So, they inserted two other stock images into the picture. One of those images — also available on Shutterstock — is called, quite literally, “Blind young man with guide dog on white background.” Which is, what it is. The other is entitled, creatively enough, “Beautiful businesswoman with tablet computer in wheelchair on white background.”


“Huh. So those aren’t really intel agents. They’re stock photos. On one level, this is good news. The intelligence community hasn’t really outed the identity of its most attractive wheelchair-bound spy, or its blind 007. So they’re safe,” Carlson sarcastically concluded.

He also had comedian Adam Carolla on his show. Carolla blasted the “self-induced” diversity civil war taking place in the US currently. He went on to eviscerate the “woke” mob as well.

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