The Charmin toilet paper company is hoping to coax a suspect out of hiding with a cushy offer.
The company tweeted a message to a jogger wanted by Colorado police and dubbed the “Mad Pooper” by residents of the community where she has been regularly taking a dump in public.
If the #MadPooper turns herself in, we’ll give her a year’s supply of TP to help with her “runs” ? #EnjoyTheGohttps://t.co/GgEAyYp6aM
— Charmin (@Charmin) September 20, 2017
Of course, the offer is only good for the actual poop criminal.
Deal!
— Mad Pooper (@pooper_mad) September 21, 2017
Let us know when you’ve talked to the cops! ?
— Charmin (@Charmin) September 21, 2017
Colorado Springs homeowner Cathy Budde and her family bestowed the “Mad Pooper” title on the woman who has been photographed by residents in running clothes.
The suspect had relieved herself in front of Budde’s home once a week for nearly two months, and was caught mid-act one time by the Budde children, according to KKTV.
“They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’” Budde told KKTV. “So I come outside, and I’m like … ‘Are you serious? Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids?’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!’”
Budde cannot understand the woman’s motives and has even tried pleading with her to stop.
“I put a sign on the wall that’s like ‘please, I’m begging you, please stop.’ … She ran by it like 15 times yesterday, and she still pooped,” Budde said.
The Colorado Springs Police Department is baffled by the case.
“It’s abnormal, it’s not something I’ve seen in my career,” Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti told KKTV. “For someone to repeatedly do such a thing … it’s uncharted territory for me.”
The runner could face charges of indecent exposure and public defecation if caught.
“I’ve been here 35 years almost and I can’t recall a case where we have someone making this choice multiple times,” Lt. Howard Black, a spokesperson for the Colorado Springs Police Department told BuzzFeed News. “We need to talk to her to have a better understanding of why these choices are being made.”
As police continue their search, perhaps the “Mad Pooper” will come forward to claim the Charmin offer.
@JustTobes I mean, if I was her I’d turn myself in after this offer ??
— Ana Campbell (@_anapetra) September 20, 2017
We’ll do what it takes to wipe away this messy situation!
— Charmin (@Charmin) September 20, 2017
What a way to become famous.
At least Charmin continued to entertain Twitter users while the nation waits for the unveiling of the mystery poopertrator.
Wake up right! Receive our free morning news blast HERE
Keep up the great work! The people of America thank you! pic.twitter.com/agmbOLUIbP
— Ana Campbell (@_anapetra) September 20, 2017
Well if you turn yourself into the police and we can clean up a mess, we can talk. Till then, how about some coupons?https://t.co/KB8bL0468f
— Charmin (@Charmin) September 21, 2017
Actually we’re hoping to reward her for doing the right thing and turning herself in. We want to be a small part of wiping away this mess
— Charmin (@Charmin) September 22, 2017
That song was the ?!?
— charlieboy (@charlieboy_ron) September 22, 2017
Charmin even chimed in with a fun little song for the occasion:
If you like songs, may we suggest this one? https://t.co/cBCmJtspjN
— Charmin (@Charmin) September 22, 2017
Just “clean” fun here, folks.
— Jeremy Hoders (@JeremyHoders) September 21, 2017
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