When PETA dared to challenge bacon lovers to defend the product, things went about as expected.
The animal rights organization asked Twitter users to share why they eat bacon in a tweet on Wednesday.
Present your best argument for eating bacon.
— PETA (@peta) June 28, 2017
Bacon lovers obliged and responses poured in. None, however, seemed to top one from Sen. Orrin Hatch.
— Senator Hatch Office (@senorrinhatch) June 29, 2017
How can you top the American flag?
Hatch’s office wasn’t done and shared a few more pro-bacon tweets from the Utah Republican.
City of Chicago just erected a not-so-subtle gold statue in front of Trump Tower
— Senator Hatch Office (@senorrinhatch) June 29, 2017
— Senator Hatch Office (@senorrinhatch) June 29, 2017
— Senator Hatch Office (@senorrinhatch) June 29, 2017
Hatch didn’t miss a beat when one Twitter user had a less than enthusiastic response to his photo.
I hope you choke on it https://t.co/d3vyAzJt93
— Kharly (@kharly) June 29, 2017
There are worse ways to go. ?https://t.co/8EOoFyliIA
— Senator Hatch Office (@senorrinhatch) June 29, 2017
And while Hatch seemed to win the internet with his ode to bacon, he was not alone. PETA’s attempt at bacon shaming may have backfired as the countless tweets probably sent more people in search of yummy bacon goodness instead.
Senator Hatch, we don’t agree much, but bacon has bipartisan support. Ha!
— Kurt (@rainyesplease) June 29, 2017
1) It’s bacon. https://t.co/pMSgZR8cds
— Peter J. Hasson (@peterjhasson) June 29, 2017
It never lies to me. Ever. About anything.
— Ching T (@ChingT3) June 29, 2017
Hell yes Hatch.
— Shelton, J.™ (@shelt90) June 29, 2017
2 million years of evolution has resulted in humans thinking bacon smells and tastes delicious. Trust the process. https://t.co/tjGovs5A4c
— Harold Stickeehands (@StickeeNotes) June 29, 2017
Bacon unites people of all stripes, backgrounds, and socio-economic standings. https://t.co/aHkPj719EZ
— Gabriella Hoffman (@Gabby_Hoffman) June 29, 2017
I think the worst argument for eating bacon is still better than the best argument not to eat bacon.
— Ben Conard (@Iamnotahumanben) June 28, 2017
I hurts to agree with you. Your politics are beyond barbaric and self centered, but bacon is good.
— Reggie Williams (@ResistanceUtah) June 29, 2017
Hatch’s social media staffer is the best!
— Jeremiah Ward (@JeremiahRWard) June 29, 2017
Hats off Senator, you win twitter today.
— Johnny Flyover (@john1gun) June 29, 2017
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