New presidential candidate vows to put an end to the madness

Crazy? Insane? Unreal? All these terms and more have been used to describe the 2016 election cycle.

But now there’s a new candidate that vows to put an end to all the madness once and for all.

In a hilarious and well produced “campaign ad” the “Sweet Meter O’Death” vows to come and inflict its destructive mercy upon us.

Take a look:

My campaign is rolling out a major ad-blitz & starting tomorrow you won’t be able to turn on a TV w/o seeing this pic.twitter.com/qPyWxvCrkk

— Sweet Meteor O’Death (@smod2016) September 5, 2016

The candidate’s Twitter account profiled itself with this short bio:

Candidate for president, Precambrian, Conservative, Ready to Make an Impact, Tough on Putin & Iran, I’ll probably destroy all Earthly life.

Unsurprisingly, given today’s current climate, the meteor is becoming quite popular and the ad had plenty of people weighing in:

@smod2016 I have never felt so good about my impending and merciful demise!

— Formation this. (@Haamrtime) September 5, 2016

@smod2016 Hard-hitting on the issues that matter.

— Jacob Culbertson (@vetjr89) September 5, 2016

@smod2016 I’m in tears.

— Diftil (@diftil) September 5, 2016

The happy or the sad kind?

@smod2016 Compelling. Brought tears to my eyes. Finally a candidate that supports term limits, and term elimination.

— Robbie D (@RobbieD213) September 5, 2016

Oh…

@smod2016 Finally! A candidate willing to make a Real Impact! Please hurry!

— Stephen Curtis (@secjr112) September 6, 2016

And then there was this frightening, yet insightful reaction:

@smod2016 Our best hope for tomorrow is no tomorrow!

— Moms Against Gnus (@MomsAgainstGnus) September 5, 2016

Yikes! But mostly, folks used the ad for a chance to engage in some much needed levity.

@smod2016 INELIGIBLE! Parent asteroid not U.S. citizen! Hasn’t lived in U.S. EVAH!!!

— McG (@mustacheofdoom) September 5, 2016

@smod2016 I know these things are hard to arrange, but could you make impact at Washington D.C.? Just in case.

— John Hasley (@PonsSublicius) September 5, 2016

You knew that was coming!

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