John F. Kennedy’s left-wing grandson Jack Schlossberg took time out on Thanksgiving to make a disgusting request of President-elect Donald J. Trump’s cabinet nominees.

The ask was shared in a post on X, and Schlossberg, who seems to fancy himself a funny guy in a kind of sarcastic manner, included a not-so-veiled crack at cousin Robert F. Kennedy Jr. — all in the name of allowing women to indiscriminately kill unborn babies.

“ALL NEW CABINET NOMINEES SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO SUBMIT A STOOL SAMPLE. [I]f they don’t give a sh*t about bodily autonomy, WHY NOT ASK FOR ONE. [L]ots to spare, much to be revealed,” he wrote, tagging RFK Jr.

ALL NEW CABINET NOMINEES SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO SUBMIT A STOOL SAMPLE.

if they don’t give a shit about bodily autonomy, WHY NOT ASK FOR ONE.

lots to spare, much to be revealed. @RobertKennedyJr

— Jack Schlossberg (@JBKSchlossberg) November 28, 2024

Back in May, when Kennedy was running for president as an Independent, Schlossberg, who supported President Biden, didn’t mince words on how he feels about his cousin.

“A lot of people, a lot of people talking about Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Robert F. Kennedy Jr.,” he said. “You know, I’m a fan of his father. And you know his uncle? Rest in peace. I remember where I was the day he was killed; I mean, it was a tragic day, the entire country wept. But listen, that guy, he’s a prick. The new guy, the young guy, he’s a friggin’ prick.”

Schlossberg, whose key accomplishment in life seems to be his lineage, seems to have a lot to say. Even worse, he apparently believes others want to hear his thoughts on life.

On that note, Schlossberg shared a Thanksgiving message saying that he was “thankful this year for everybody on either side who got engaged in politics.”

“And I wanna take this opportunity on Thanksgiving, this amazing holiday, to say to anyone who assumes that because of the views that I hold, that I think people who disagree with me are stupid or bad, that Trump is an idiot – I don’t think that,” he added. “I don’t think that people who voted that way are unreasonable at all. I look forward to a new chapter where we can laugh about our differences.”

Interestingly, he tagged Tucker Carlson while saying, “Sometimes I agree with you and think you’re funny!”

I don’t think people who disagree with me suck or are idiots !!

This is my thanksigivng message !!

TRUMP VOTERS ≠ UNREASONABLE.

Wanna laugh. I care a lot, have my boundaries. But @TuckerCarlson sometimes I agree with you and think you’re funny ! Others too :) pic.twitter.com/WLwAEgswhU

— Jack Schlossberg (@JBKSchlossberg) November 28, 2024

Here’s a quick sampling of responses to the story, as seen on the social media platform X:

Trump’s cabinet doesn’t give a shit…

— @amuse (@amuse) November 29, 2024

You thought this tweet was witty, didn’t you?

— Viva Frei (@thevivafrei) November 28, 2024

Entitlement and arrogance is your wardrobe attire. FYI, it’s ugly. Seek help.

— Christopher Colombo (@clhwi2017) November 29, 2024

“Well, Jack, if I’ve learned anything in my 82 years, it’s that you can tell a lot about someone by what they leave behind—though I’d generally prefer a good pie recipe over a stool sample. Carry on, dear.”

— OA SOTA (@OA_SOTA) November 28, 2024

Everything in the world available to you and this is the sad sack you’ve grown to be? You embarrass yourself with your out loud thoughts.

— Kris (@BrincoBrinco) November 29, 2024

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