Nudists saving Brazilian tourist from a blowtorch wielding ‘pirate’ couldn’t be more San Francisco

What do you get when nudists, a Brazilian tourist, and a ‘pirate’ with a blowtorch meet on the street? You get San Francisco, baby!

Just when you thought San Fran couldn’t get any sadder with rampant looting, empty storefronts, and human poop patrols, along comes a video that gets the Internet roaring.

The video purports to show local nudists save a Brazilian tourist from a well-known neighborhood troublemaker named, Zero Triball.

Triball was decked out as a pirate (because why not?) and was carrying a blowtorch before it was snatched away by a skirt-wearing male shopkeeper, Collin Rugg on X reported.

That angered Triball who then took his fury out on someone else in the video who appeared to be the reported tourist by giving him a right hook.

But it doesn’t end there!

Triball keeps hitting the Brazilian until one of the nearby nudists has enough and swoops in with a solid right hook of his own.

Bravo!

Both temporarily fall to the ground and scuffle a bit more before parting ways when the clip mercifully ends.

All this reportedly happened in the Castro district, a “gay-friendly neighborhood,” as can be seen by numerous Pride flags waving in the background.

Add to that, the circus-type music that can heard playing in the streets and you’ve got yourself a solid afternoon in the City by the Bay.

NEW: San Francisco n*dists save a Brazilian tourist after a “pirate” tried blowtorching him.

This may be the most San Francisco thing I’ve ever seen.

The incident reportedly happened in the Castro district, a “gay-friendly neighborhood.”

N*dists Pete Sferra and Lloyd Fishback… pic.twitter.com/TJlLLz6E18

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) July 11, 2024

Needless to say, the clip garnered a lot of hilarious reactions as it made its way across X:

So much to unpack here.

— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) July 11, 2024

Maybe while we’re unpacking we can find their clothes?

Nudists? Seriously? Nice of them to help out but having your junk helicoptering around is just too much.

At least wear some briefs.

— Paul A. Szypula (@Bubblebathgirl) July 11, 2024

I recognise all of the words in this post. But just didn’t expect to see them all together to describe an actual event that happened

— Bairdric (@Bairdric1) July 11, 2024

It’s hard to believe, right? But, you can see for yourself and we won’t gaslight you like the mainstream media.

This was NOT on my bingo card.

— Southern FFA Family (@FFAFamily) July 11, 2024

I never ever thought I would see the words: nudist , blowtorching & pirate in the same sentence.

Only in San Francisco.

— floridanow1 (@floridanow1) July 11, 2024

Hopefully, “only in San Francisco!”

And here’s a close-up of our naked hero. Well done, sir!

Justice went full frontal in the Castro last week when two nudists took down a man attacking a tourist on the street.
The naked samaritans—Pete Sferra of San Jose and Lloyd Fishback of San Francisco—were letting it all hang out on a July 2 stroll through the neighborhood when… pic.twitter.com/ZxixSL50aU

— josette caruso (@josettecaruso) July 11, 2024

Wait, so its ok to publicly walk nude in SF?

— ❤️LoLo (@ZOrtiz99) July 11, 2024

Anything goes, apparently.

But, not everyone found humor in the clip, and for good reasons.

America is a poorly written fantasy novel at this point

— Tayler Hansen (@TaylerUSA) July 11, 2024

SF was alwaays bad whne I lived there but this is beyond third wold country now.

— Larry (@LarryDJonesJr) July 11, 2024

Sad!

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