Martha Stewart is 82 years old and she also has a cool net worth of about $400 million, which is more than enough money to entertain every cosmetic option available to mankind.
While it may be debatable that it’s more her wealth than her looks, the Daily Mail is flat-out “delighted” over “a sultry mirror selfie” of Stewart, informing readers the cooking guru was “giving the camera her best pout while donning a sexy lace nightgown.”
The tabloid regaled its readers with a tale of how Stewart “showed off her youthful glow on Instagram while posing in front of the mirror.” And the outlet was just getting warmed up.
“Fans were left drooling after having a peek at Martha’s ‘thirst trap,’ in which she put on a busty display and showcased her stunning looks. She paired it with a matching robe while showing off her natural beauty by going makeup-free for the photo,” the article said.
“Martha let her short blonde locks fall to one side of her face. Her hair added to her effortless beauty as her messy curls made the cooking star look even more stunning,” the piece continued. “Not only did the 82-year-old leave people swooning with her post, she also left fans shocked by sharing that she had just woken out of a slumber.”
Stewart shared the photo, along with the caption, “After an eight hour plane trip from westchester to palm beach- horrible by the way – we went to bed early and wore my beautiful @sabbiarosa nightgown (linen with robe). I didn’t look so bad when I got up at least not as bad as I did when I went to bed- it must be the $$$$$outfit!!”
While it’s fair to argue that the photo doesn’t even look like Martha Stewart, see if you can pick up on a trend in the responses below.
“Thirst Trap Martha is my favorite Martha,” one social media user wrote.
Another said, “Everyday is a Thirst Trap Day with Martha.”
“Thirst trap Martha and I’m here for it,” a third person posted.
Sufficiently heated, the Daily Mail also shared this leggy photo of Stewart posted on October 13, 2023:
For contrast, here’s a photo Stewart shared earlier this month:
Tune in to @CBSSunday this morning as I walk through the Christmas tree garden at my Bedford, New York farm and then show how to make a festive holiday bough for the mantle. Don’t miss it. pic.twitter.com/PpqC9O9Gw9
— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) December 17, 2023
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