Texas police reveal that dirty, dismembered 'body' in lingerie was actually... a sex doll

As the saying goes, it’s better safe than sorry, but the Harris County authorities are going to have one hell of a bar story after stumbling across a poorly-treated sex doll.

The doll had been dismembered, covered in pink bra and underwear, and was dismembered. Naturally, anyone coming across such a find would immediately assume the worst and indeed the “remains” were believed to be the body of a deceased woman. However upon “closer inspection” it was revealed that the silicon sex toy was indeed, not a human.

It is unknown whether anyone will face charges for the bizarre find, and the confusion was likely spurred by the recent finding of two dead bodies which would obviously put law enforcement on edge.

Social media had a field day, though:

I live next door. It took them more than 3 hours, 8 responding units, and the medical examiner showing up to reach that conclusion. 🤭

— Anita Adkison 😷 💉💉💉 (@Auntienena13) June 15, 2023

Hope no one “poked” the body to see if it was alive.

— Fabian (@zolucizzy) June 15, 2023

Someone’s wife found there “toy”.
🤣🤣🤣

— Michael l. (@Michael23150750) June 15, 2023

🤦‍♂️ THAT’S EMBARRASSING!! pic.twitter.com/johJJduV82

— AntonionKim2011 (@AntonionKim2011) June 15, 2023

Yes real hard to determine pic.twitter.com/aMGJMVCMUs

— R (@NonnaStrait) June 15, 2023

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

— william duffield (@wduffield5) June 14, 2023

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