A Texas man pled guilty to “horsing around” after committing sex acts with multiple horses at a horse boarding facility in San Antonio.
Jean Marie Bugoma “stirrup-ed” so much trouble that the 379th District Court judge sentenced him to 10 years in state jail after initial charges of having sex with animals and burglary of a building, KSAT reported.
The 24-year-old man’s first documented naked romp in the hay occurred in June 2020. Surveillance cameras caught the nude man strolling through the equine facility and the owner later found items amiss. A veterinarian confirmed the physical and sexual assault of the horses.
But that wasn’t the only “mane” event.
Bugoma returned to the facility in January 2021 and two horses were found “hobbled” which is a method of binding the horses’ legs together and reports indicate the horse lover had sex with one of the horses again.
That’s not what they meant by driving a mustang. 🐎 🚫
— ☆🔥Legalize Humanity🔥☆ (@iamtheaquarian) July 1, 2022
In February 2021, Bugoma was arrested after police caught him at the stable at which point they were able to do a DNA test to confirm Bugoma was the stud. Affidavits suggested that he may have assaulted the horses with an “unknown object.” After his arrest, bail was set at $105,000.
The unusual incident does bring to mind some questions about Bugoma’s incarceration, such as, “Does he get conjugal visits?”
Does he get conjugal visits?
— RalpH2SO4 (@RalpH2SO4) July 1, 2022
The probable answer is “neigh.”
Other baffling questions raised on social media remain unanswered.
Do you know how big a penis has to be for the horse to show signs of sexual abuse?
— Ms. French (@SheilaG6868) July 1, 2022
Wonder if he is hung like a horse?
— rdk1960 (@rdk1960) July 1, 2022
But then again, others just hoped he would learn to “rein” himself in.
It’s hard to put the shoes on the other foot in this case. Hopefully he gallops through this and changes to a horse of a different color
— Mr.C 🐗🐗🏈🏀⚾️🥎 (@searcyhogguy) July 1, 2022
Reports did not indicate if there was a fine on top of the decade-long sentence for the crime, but if there is he will surely have to “pony up.”
If there’s a fine he’ll have to pony up…
— John Montgomery (@John31280839) July 1, 2022
Until 2017, Texas was one of just a few states that did not have laws against bestiality but the state’s penal code now specifically defines it as an offense if a person’s mouth, anus or genitals come in contact that those of an animal, or if an animal comes in contact with the seminal fluid of the person.
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