Barstool’s Dave Portnoy has ’emergency press conference’ over abortion ruling, calls Biden a moron

Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy held an “emergency” press conference in response to Friday’s Supreme Court ruling that overturned nearly 50 years of abortion precedent under Roe v Wade on its head, now allowing people and their elected state representatives to weigh in on the issue instead of the high court.

“Pure insanity,” Portnoy said in his over two and a half-minute video posted to Twitter and where he slammed conservatives and liberals alike.

To his credit, he also explained that he was only speaking about his own beliefs, and not his company’s.

“We are going backwards in time,” the sports media company owner said. “We are literally going backwards in time. It makes no sense how anyone thinks it’s their right to tell a woman what to do with her body. I just don’t get it.”

During his tirade, Portnoy was ready to throw the towel in on the longest surviving constitution on the planet because “it’s just nuts” and everything “evolves.”

“At what point do you look at the Constitution and say, hey this was written by people who had slaves, and maybe not everything is exactly to a tee in the Constitution,” he said. “Like a million years from now, you’re going to use the Constitution as a document written in… it’s just nuts, in what world. The world evolves, people evolve, technology evolves. You gotta evolve.”

Hardly pausing for air he continued by arguing that it’s “literally crazy pills” to think that the Constitution is “end all be all.”

Despite his meltdown, the self-proclaimed financially conservative and socially liberal business owner admitted that the United States of America is the best country but the “left and the right suck, so f—–g bad.”

“The left f—–g hates me. The woke left, the liberals, they’re crazy. They’re insane people. Yet, I end up having to vote for a moron like Biden because the right is going to put Supreme Court people in who are just ruining this country, taking basic rights away,” he cried.

“That’s why we have to vote for the morons like Biden, who’s borderline incompetent because it’s too dangerous to vote Republican. Like what the f— are we doing? Wake up,” Portnoy urged his viewers in conclusion.

Last month, Portnoy called the potential reversal of the landmark decision allowing abortion in the first two trimesters as “f–ed up” and declared he would become a Democrat if the leaked decision became a reality.

“It doesn’t matter- Republican, Democrat, you can’t support this,” Portnoy ranted. “This is like going back in time. Like, what are we, in the 20s? It’s so preposterous that I think the thing’s made up, but you have to let women do that. It’s a cause that, like, there’s very few times I’ll come out because you can’t win with it. And it’s certainly, certainly a controversial issue, but like I would walk in a rally for that.”

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