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In an age where teachers are constantly being captured on cell phone cameras while vomiting Leftist rhetoric all over their young captives, one Minnesota teacher stands out for having the best sports-related rant of the year.
The unnamed hero launched into a heartfelt tirade over what it means to be a loyal fan of Minnesota sports teams, delivering a lecture that should warrant a Teacher of the Year nomination.
“I’m not a fair weather fan who bails on their teams. YOU WERE BORN HERE, THIS IS YOUR CURSE!” the teacher shouted through a microphone. “Suck it up, join the party. The worst party in the history of mankind. But you’re in the party, you’re on the invite list. You can’t get out.”
The hilarious rant went viral on TikTok after it was posted by @therealmisspearson, who is evidently a fellow eighth-grade teacher.
This teacher had the rant of the year 😂
(via therealmisspearson/TikTok) pic.twitter.com/tIyEwoKLIE
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) December 23, 2021
“You are a fan of Minnesota sports teams, you don’t have a choice,” the man declared while wearing a Vikings Adam Thielen jersey. “You can’t say, ‘Oh the Yankees are good.’ Nope, the Yankees are dead to all of us. We have to continue cheering for a team that spends $90 million when others are spending $350 million. We’re done! We’re done here.”
The teacher also asked his students if they had ever heard the Eagles song “Hotel California,” and suggested that it should be called “Hotel Minnesota,” because as a Minnesota sports fan, one can never leave.
The TikTok video and subsequent posting to Twitter elicited all manner of responses, from the commiserate to this namby-pamby dolt:
Well, the Vikings did beat the Packers this year, and are still in the wild card chase. But, um, what’s with the no masks, man?
— David Gutierrez (@gonzo_gutierrez) December 23, 2021
Wow you are the problem with our country. You are the problem for sure!
— Karen (Wear a mask 24/7) (@karen_mask) December 24, 2021
99%survival rate. You are not a hero. Masks don’t do anything my goodness grow up
— Karen (Wear a mask 24/7) (@karen_mask) December 24, 2021
But back to the crux of the argument:
Respect. I have a friend who moved from New York to South Jersey and switched his allegiances from Mets/Giants to Phillies/Eagles because that’s who his wife’s family roots for. He is literally the only friend in our life-long group who doesn’t see how unacceptable that is.
— Mark Fortgang (@mfgang) December 23, 2021
As a Detroit sports fan, I say, hold my beer.
— Andrew Mark Kroh (@amkroh) December 23, 2021
He’s ranting about his baseball team spending $90 million and @CleGuardians fans are wondering if we could double our payroll if we didn’t have to pay off a roller derby team.
— Mark Felten 🦬 (@MFelten25) December 23, 2021
— N I C K (@NickAtNite6) December 23, 2021
As a Minnesotan and a big fan of sports. I can verify this man is speaking the complete truth.
— Just John (@J_Mo52) December 23, 2021
Come the new year, this teacher may have something entirely different to rant about, depending upon his school district at least.
As BPR reported, the Mankato School Board in Minnesota in a blatantly racist move has unanimously voted to pay non-white teachers “additional stipends,” not on their merit or content of character, but solely based on the color of their skin. They also intend to implement plans to keep faculty segregated from one another.
“When you’re one [minority] of a [white] majority it can be very isolating and lonely,” declared board member Erin Roberts. “To have a support system in place for them is not to segregate them, it is absolutely to support them … It’s not about trying to throw the few [BIPOC] individuals we have into one building. It’s about showing them they aren’t alone.”
“It creates global citizens at the end of the day,” Vice Chair Kenneth Reid ridiculously stated.
School board votes unanimously on a policy that would pay non-white teachers more and place them in work environments based on their race (segregation).
Here a member defends the decision. Unreal pic.twitter.com/zMMY5oytEZ— Libs of Tik Tok (@libsoftiktok) December 22, 2021
And just in time for Christmas, a rather important celebration, the meaning of which these Leftist school board members have clearly never bothered to know.
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Frank (Chip) Webster is a musician and composer, former teacher of percussion and U.S. Army Infantry veteran. He holds a degree in English from Arizona State University.
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