Minnesota teacher instantly famous for hilarious sports rant in front of class: ‘This is your curse!’

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In an age where teachers are constantly being captured on cell phone cameras while vomiting Leftist rhetoric all over their young captives, one Minnesota teacher stands out for having the best sports-related rant of the year.

The unnamed hero launched into a heartfelt tirade over what it means to be a loyal fan of Minnesota sports teams, delivering a lecture that should warrant a Teacher of the Year nomination.

“I’m not a fair weather fan who bails on their teams. YOU WERE BORN HERE, THIS IS YOUR CURSE!” the teacher shouted through a microphone. “Suck it up, join the party. The worst party in the history of mankind. But you’re in the party, you’re on the invite list. You can’t get out.”

The hilarious rant went viral on TikTok after it was posted by @therealmisspearson, who is evidently a fellow eighth-grade teacher.

“You are a fan of Minnesota sports teams, you don’t have a choice,” the man declared while wearing a Vikings Adam Thielen jersey. “You can’t say, ‘Oh the Yankees are good.’ Nope, the Yankees are dead to all of us. We have to continue cheering for a team that spends $90 million when others are spending $350 million. We’re done! We’re done here.”

The teacher also asked his students if they had ever heard the Eagles song “Hotel California,” and suggested that it should be called “Hotel Minnesota,” because as a Minnesota sports fan, one can never leave.

The TikTok video and subsequent posting to Twitter elicited all manner of responses, from the commiserate to this namby-pamby dolt:

But back to the crux of the argument:

Come the new year, this teacher may have something entirely different to rant about, depending upon his school district at least.

As BPR reported, the Mankato School Board in Minnesota in a blatantly racist move has unanimously voted to pay non-white teachers “additional stipends,” not on their merit or content of character, but solely based on the color of their skin. They also intend to implement plans to keep faculty segregated from one another.

“When you’re one [minority] of a [white] majority it can be very isolating and lonely,” declared board member Erin Roberts. “To have a support system in place for them is not to segregate them, it is absolutely to support them … It’s not about trying to throw the few [BIPOC] individuals we have into one building. It’s about showing them they aren’t alone.”

“It creates global citizens at the end of the day,” Vice Chair Kenneth Reid ridiculously stated.

And just in time for Christmas, a rather important celebration, the meaning of which these Leftist school board members have clearly never bothered to know.


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