Sunning yourself where the sun doesn’t shine called ‘hot new trend.’ That’s not what we’d call it.

Thanks to millennials, the phrase “stick it where the sun doesn’t shine” has lost all meaning.

In what will surely solidify the beginnings of the 21st century as one of the strangest eras in all of mankind, we are introduced to “perineum sunning.”

That being to sun ourselves where the sun never shines.

In what the New York Post calls “the hottest trend,” we are told of wellness die-hards tanning their cans — as in their “buttholes.”

An influencer who goes by Ra of Earth declared in an Instagram video: “In a mere 30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole, you will receive more energy from this electric node than you would in an entire day being outside with your clothes on.”


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Butthole sunning ??? Bum Sunners: @jamesoncamden @wildtreeman Tashi

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Watching the video you’d swear it’s a parody, but it appears that they are serious.

It is also the clearest evidence that this is the greatest time ever to be alive, where the world is so devoid of serious problems and other calamities that inhabitants can take pause to ponder the impact of sunshine on the anus and neighboring body parts.

Ra of Earth shared a step-by-step “Sun Worship Exercise” from a book by Dr. Stephen T. Chang, “The Tao of Sexology: The Book of Infinite Wisdom.

“Sunlight has excellent germicidal qualities, and exposure to the sun will help keep the anal and vaginal areas healthy and free of germs. It is also excellent for the treatment of hemorrhoids,” the guide states.

And they have disciples.

“Butthole sunning!” declared Instagram user Troy Casey. “[30] seconds of direct sunlight injection to the anal orifice is equivalent to being outside in the sun all day!”


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Butthole sunning! – – According to @ra_of_earth via @johnnyknoxville story…30 seconds of direct sunlight injection to The anal orifice is equivalent to being outside in the sun ALL DAY! – – SUN= NUTRITION as long as you have the proper antioxidants and fats. If your body is loaded with PUFA’s, sunlight can be very damaging to the tissues! – – Therefore CLEAN UP YOUR DIET, everybody will do WAY better on my Organic Superfood nutritional program, it feeds the cells and satiate the tissues with materials that replicate your eyeballs, spinal cord nose hairs and epidermis … All the vitamins, minerals, enzymes, proteins, fats, carbohydrates in a bio available predigested micro nutrition presentation. ? satisfaction guaranteed! LINK IN BIO

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And then there’s the testimonial from a woman who goes by Metaphysical Meagan that makes legal weed advocates look tame.

“My experience with perineum sunning has been profound,” she said in an Instagram post. “I have been practicing this for a few months now … I no longer rely on coffee for energy to start my day because I am getting my energy from the sun. I’m experiencing better sleep and require less sleep due to boost of overall energy.”


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☀️Perineum Sunning PART 2☀️ ?I was recently interviewed for an article on this, so I thought I’d share more: Perineum sunning is an ancient Taoist practice that originated in the Far East. In Taoism, the perenium or Hui Yin is called the “Gate of Life and Death.” This is a gateway where energy enters & exits the body. I first learned about perineum sunning through my studies of Taoism and Tantric practices. Mantak Chia speaks about this in his work, as does my friend @ra_of_earth . ?The benefits of perineum sunning include: ? •It brings in prana or solar energy from the sun into the organs within the body which strengthens the organs. ? •Perineum sunning prevents against the leakage of chi or life force energy from the body. This in turn sustains health & longevity of the physical body. •Increases creativity and creative output. •Aids in a healthy libido & balanced sexual energy. •30 seconds of sunlight on the perineum is equivalent to being in the sun all day with your clothes on. •It regulates the circadian rhythm and promotes deeper sleep. •Grounds and connects you to the Earth. •Increases your personal magnetism and amplifies the auric field. •Better focus & mental stimulation. •Regulates hormone function in the sex organs. ⚡️ ?My experience with perineum sunning has been profound. I have been practicing this for a few months now. I start my day with 5 minutes of perineum sunning & feel energized for hours. I no longer rely on coffee for energy to start my day because I am getting my energy from the sun. I also am experiencing better sleep and require less sleep due to boost of overall energy. • ?I would highly recommend this to anyone who is seeking optimal health & wellness and to those looking to connect with their sexual energy in a balanced way. • ?The main advice I have that this practice is meant to be done in the time of 30 seconds to 5 minutes MAX in the sun. ? •‼️‼️THE INTENTION OF THIS IS NOT TO TAN YOUR BUTTHOLE‼️‼️ • ? Sunscreen is not required & all you really need is 30 seconds of sun exposure. The ideal hours of the day to do this are between 7-9 am. #ButtholeSunning #SexualHealing #TaoistPractices

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Even pets are getting in on the latest trend!

Of course, the one commonality in all the posts is the opportunity for the individuals to post naked photos of themselves.

Unfortunate for them, Rolling Stone gave their claims the smell test and found that there is little scientific basis to the claim — this coming from the same camp that opts to ignore science when it comes to gender.

The hard-left magazine contacted Mary Jane Minkin, MD, a practicing gynecologist and instructor at the Yale School of Medicine, who said that while the anal area has billions of bacteria, “no amount of sunlight will kill them (nor do we necessarily want them killed), since most of us live in very good harmony with our microbiome.”

Minkin also said that there is a risk to exposing your derriere to the sun.

“That tissue in the body is about the most delicate tissue there is, so why do anything to which one could have an allergic reaction?” she said.

And imagine the pain of a sunburn, although that may be the least of worries for the guys:

Here’s a sampling of other responses to the story from Twitter:


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