House Democrats have been working overtime to convince the American public that January 6, 2021, was the equivalent of an Orange Godzilla stomping through the heart of the nation’s democracy, and all it took was one really good-looking guy in glasses to derail the entire online discussion.
While House Dems desperately tried to make America care about their unrelenting desire to demonize former President Donald Trump, users on Twitter began tuning out the testimony of witnesses and talking about the guy sitting silently right behind them.
Even die-hard Liberals couldn’t focus.
“Who on earth is this?” asked “Watch What Happens Live” host Andy Cohen. “#IsHeSeeingAnybody.”
— Andy Cohen (@Andy) July 22, 2022
If former Trump deputy national security advisor Matthew Pottinger had anything explosive to say about Trump’s actions on Jan. 6, few people heard it.
— 🌻 Brittany 🌻 (@brit_reads) July 22, 2022
I’m genuinely grateful he sat that Clark Kent lookalike behind him. It made every time Pottinger was on camera bearable.
— Traveler Grad (@TravelerGrad) July 22, 2022
“If this guy takes his glasses off and starts loosening his tie, it’s about. to. go. down!!!” predicted another user, and, moments later…
Oh shit!!! pic.twitter.com/LAW5AD6vBw
— Jay Tee (@mr_jtee) July 22, 2022
Meme-masters quickly got to work.
Did no one see the end of the hearing, when Clark Kent removed his glasses?#ClarkKent #Superman #January6thHearing #January6thCommiteeHearings #January6thHearings #January6thCommittee #January6th #Jan6Hearings pic.twitter.com/TLBU2TvhJl
— Progressive Tech 🌐 (@ProgressiveExec) July 22, 2022
Soon, liberal ladies were battling their libidos, torn between the hunk in the glasses and the vile thought of being attracted to a Republican.
Please someone get back to me once the full story is out on this dude. Republican? Do our thirsty thoughts Betray us? pic.twitter.com/RYuPvd7baZ
— Matty Goni – Civic Solidarity (@HowNowSpirit) July 22, 2022
“Girls don’t want a boyfriend,” stated one very thirsty user, “girls want the Clark Kent lookalike from the January 6th hearing.”
Girls don’t want a “boyfriend”, girls want the Clark Kent lookalike from the January 6th hearing
— 🥀 Arianna Noelle 🥀 (@_arianna22_) July 22, 2022
And it would be a mistake to assume only girls and Andy Cohen wanted a drink.
I am her. pic.twitter.com/thAkpHLhGW
— MarioKiki (@mariokiki) July 22, 2022
Internet sleuths began digging, and as someone prattled on about something they heard Donald Trump may or may not have done or said, details about the Super Hero super-distraction began to emerge.
“I typed in ‘Cl’ and ‘Clark Kent lookalike’ popped right up on Google,” a user reported.
LOL I typed in “Cl” and “Clark Kent lookalike” popped right up on Google.
— NB (@Nicole_El) July 22, 2022
Soon, hearts could be heard bursting across the Twitterverse.
Journalist Yashar Ali broke the devastating news in a tweet that had users begging for more.
“The good looking man sitting behind Pottinger is not single,” he stated. “That’s all I will say and that’s all you need to know!”
In a tweet to Cohen, Ali stated, “He’s straight and in a relationship.”
The good looking man sitting behind Pottinger is not single.
That’s all I will say and that’s all you need to know!
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) July 22, 2022
He’s straight and in a relationship
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) July 22, 2022
Entertainment authority JustJared.com delivered the full salacious skinny.
People on Twitter are thirsting over a mystery guy at the January 6th hearings who has been dubbed "Clark Kent." Here's what we know about him so far! https://t.co/XR8gllygPd
— JustJared.com (@JustJared) July 22, 2022
“Many people are guessing that the man could be Sarah Matthews’ boyfriend, as he’s sitting right behind her,” JustJared wrote, referring to a Trump-era former White House deputy press secretary who testified at the hearing.
Ultimately, the sexy stranger’s identity remained a mystery, but according to one Twitter user, it didn’t matter.
As Dems wrapped up their final Jan. 6 hearing of the summer, “It was Clark Kent the world came to know last night.”
It was the Clark Kent lookalike the world came to know last night.
— Adam Daniel 😷 (@thereitstuff) July 22, 2022
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