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‘Who on earth is this?’ Clark Kent lookalike steals the show from Jan. 6 committee’s summer finale

July 22, 2022 | | Print Article

House Democrats have been working overtime to convince the American public that January 6, 2021, was the equivalent of an Orange Godzilla stomping through the heart of the nation’s democracy, and all it took was one really good-looking guy in glasses to derail the entire online discussion.

While House Dems desperately tried to make America care about their unrelenting desire to demonize former President Donald Trump, users on Twitter began tuning out the testimony of witnesses and talking about the guy sitting silently right behind them.

Even die-hard Liberals couldn’t focus.

“Who on earth is this?” asked “Watch What Happens Live” host Andy Cohen. “#IsHeSeeingAnybody.”

If former Trump deputy national security advisor Matthew Pottinger had anything explosive to say about Trump’s actions on Jan. 6, few people heard it.

“If this guy takes his glasses off and starts loosening his tie, it’s about. to. go. down!!!”  predicted another user, and, moments later…

Meme-masters quickly got to work.

Soon, liberal ladies were battling their libidos, torn between the hunk in the glasses and the vile thought of being attracted to a Republican.

“Girls don’t want a boyfriend,” stated one very thirsty user, “girls want the Clark Kent lookalike from the January 6th hearing.”

And it would be a mistake to assume only girls and Andy Cohen wanted a drink.


Internet sleuths began digging, and as someone prattled on about something they heard Donald Trump may or may not have done or said, details about the Super Hero super-distraction began to emerge.

“I typed in ‘Cl’ and ‘Clark Kent lookalike’ popped right up on Google,” a user reported.


Soon, hearts could be heard bursting across the Twitterverse.

Journalist Yashar Ali broke the devastating news in a tweet that had users begging for more.

“The good looking man sitting behind Pottinger is not single,” he stated. “That’s all I will say and that’s all you need to know!”

In a tweet to Cohen, Ali stated, “He’s straight and in a relationship.”


Entertainment authority JustJared.com delivered the full salacious skinny.

“Many people are guessing that the man could be Sarah Matthews’ boyfriend, as he’s sitting right behind her,” JustJared wrote, referring to a Trump-era former White House deputy press secretary who testified at the hearing.

Ultimately, the sexy stranger’s identity remained a mystery, but according to one Twitter user, it didn’t matter.

As Dems wrapped up their final Jan. 6 hearing of the summer, “It was Clark Kent the world came to know last night.”

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