Islamic State leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi released a video the day after Christmas calling for Muslims to join his terrorist group and Muslims have responded.
Just not the way he had hoped.
Followers of Islam have taken to social media to respond to the message in hilarious ways including one person who said he couldn’t join because he didn’t want to die before the next “Star Wars” movie was released in 2017.
Sorry mate, I don’t want to risk dying before the next Star Wars comes out. https://t.co/vvnbXmsMfK
— Mohsin Arain (@MohsinArain91) December 27, 2015
Other responses were just as comical.
@iyad_elbaghdadi in this special occasion, is there any changes in virgin numbers? 72 is so old school.
— Yasser Almaamoun (@YAlmaamoun) December 28, 2015
Mum just made couscous, next time maybe ?? https://t.co/Ord1n6amjt
— Louis XIII (@hossein_aoulad) December 28, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi My dad said I have to be home by 8pm. Will we be done by then?
— Safiyya-Maryam Ahmed (@guidanceofgod) December 27, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi I am coming. Reply this tweet with where you are and don’t start till I get there. Ok.
— Dr. Peregrino Brimah (@EveryNigerian) December 28, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi I have a pregnant wife and I don’t want my child growing up in the kind of world you want to build. #youaintnomuslimbruv
— Omar Ibrahim (@omarinbox1888) December 27, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi sorry. Saw the tweet late. Next week, maybe?
— Umar Aftab Butt (@documaraftab) December 26, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi Sorry Amir al-Mushrikeen, I’m busy being a real Muslim, giving to charity etc. Also, your dental plan sucks. #GoatTeethISIS
— Jay Zadeh (@JayLikesIt) December 27, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi sorry, I’m washing my hair
— falafelandchips (@falafelandchips) December 26, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi I am a little busy with this Legendary Super Mutant Overlord that keeps nagging me in Fallout 4. No can do.
— Hassaan Munir (@Go_Nawaz_Go) December 27, 2015
@iyad_elbaghdadi 1/2 Baghdadi, people are fleeing Syria cos of Assad and you. Why are they not joining you? You’re insulting our religion
— Sharifa Activision (@SharifaActive) December 27, 2015
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