Fear not liberal citizens, Captain America is coming to save the day.
Marvel comics’ new black, politically correct, Captain America has cut ties with SHIELD, a division of U.S. intelligence in the comic book series, and gone into business for himself, fighting for illegal immigrants.
No longer is Captain America content to defend the U.S. homeland, in the latest issue the Marvel superhero thwarts evil conservatives to help illegal immigrants enter America.
“I have a side,” the new Captain America, Sam Wilson, says while looking over the Capitol. “I have opinions. Strongly held beliefs, even.”
When he tells the public what he plans on doing, the media turn on him and label him anti-American, highly unlikely in 2015 America.
Undeterred, he travels to the Southern border to confront the conservatives who are stopping the illegals from entering the country.
Before the comic ends, the old Captain America arrives and tells Wilson to back off.
Who will win? If the comic’s author, Nick Spencer’s tweets are any indication, the new Captain America will get his way.
Apparently hate speech is just fine so long as it brings in the ratings. Let’s all be entertained by Trump!
— Nick Spencer (@nickspencer) October 13, 2015
Why is @nbcsnl giving a platform to a guy who called immigrants rapists and murderers?
— Nick Spencer (@nickspencer) October 13, 2015
On a weekly basis, toddlers are finding guns and shooting themselves or someone else. Let’s all do nothing.
— Nick Spencer (@nickspencer) October 16, 2015
Debate grades: Clinton, A+. Couldn’t have done much better. Stellar performance, looks like President in an election where no one else does.
— Nick Spencer (@nickspencer) October 14, 2015
This is a room full of serious, non-crazy adults. GOP should be embarrassed. https://t.co/hNcHuCqHhF
— Nick Spencer (@nickspencer) October 14, 2015
At what point does the media get the message that people do not give a shit about this email thing?
— Nick Spencer (@nickspencer) October 14, 2015
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