As it turns out, Shariah law doesn’t look that fun.
A London-based radical Islamic cleric took to Twitter to get people excited about his dream for a world ruled by Shariah law, but ended up giving social media a long list of reasons to avoid radical Islam altogether.
According to Anjem Choudary, the time is fast approaching when Islam will rule the world, and it is the job of “true believers” to make it happen.
One day the whole world will be under the authority of the Muslims (Izhar ud-Deen). Muslims must believe in this & struggle to see it happen
— Anjem Choudary (@anjemchoudary) July 16, 2015
Of course, he was quick to point out that there is still a lot of work to do, a lot of countries to overrun, and a lot of freedoms to wipe out before that day comes.
Many prophecies of the Prophet have yet to be fulfilled such as conquering Rome, removing Israel & Ruling over Russia/China/US/UK/India etc. — Anjem Choudary (@anjemchoudary) July 16, 2015
It must be hard listing all the countries that aren’t Islamic in 140 characters or less.
Bracing his followers for the limitations of Shariah, Choudary explained that radical Islam is “superior” to any other way of life.
Islam is a DEEN – meaning a comprehensive & compete way of life. A better & superior alternative to the decadence of Communism & Capitalism!
— Anjem Choudary (@anjemchoudary) July 16, 2015
When Choudary describes communism as being “decadent,” it’s pretty obvious what’s coming next isn’t going to thrill too many people.
Islam will outlaw ALCOHOL PORK GAMBLING PORN USURY PROMISCUITY FREEMIXING GAYS CINEMAS IDOLATRY INSURANCE STOCKS/SHARES INSULTING PROPHETS — Anjem Choudary (@anjemchoudary) July 16, 2015
Social media users didn’t seem too excited about the prospect of outlawing half of the Western world’s weekend activities, and the backlash was brutal. (And probably outlawed by Shariah.)
@anjemchoudary @Johnbowethejoke You aren’t really selling it to me, Anjem.
— Kimono Wednesdays (@ljenkins314) July 16, 2015
That’s a bummer of a recruiting message. Probably oughta stick to converting people at gunpoint https://t.co/FPWCmE1euN @anjemchoudary
— Michele Frost (@michelelfrost) July 16, 2015
@captainward @anjemchoudary Remember the handy acronym: APGPUPFGCIISSIP — Jim Bob (@mrjimBob) July 16, 2015
@anjemchoudary @Quoink So much love and tolerance.
— Bozwonk (@lolwarlol) July 16, 2015
.@anjemchoudary Is freemixing a DJ thing? Like no happy hardcore in with your ambient? — Stuart Gibson (@stuartgibson) July 16, 2015
@JoeMulhall_ @anjemchoudary He would’ve got more support if all he mentioned was selfie sticks tbh.
— Steven. (@StevenLDN) July 16, 2015
. @anjemchoudary how about Frazzles? They don’t contain real bacon but they attempt to imitate bacon therefore confusing all woman & gays. — Danielle Ward (@captainward) July 16, 2015
@anjemchoudary @majesticmousa CATS SUNDAYS THE COLOUR PURPLE THE POST OFFICE FREESTYLING LUCOZADE PICTURES OF MOPS SALSA RUNNING FORKS — Corbit (@Corbit_THFC) July 16, 2015
.@anjemchoudary So your worst nightmare is an alcoholic married homosexual insurance salesman with a gambling addiction who likes movies.
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) July 16, 2015
.@anjemchoudary That’s fucked my plan to open a gay porn cinema where you can order a pint and a bacon sandwich to be brought to your seat. — Louis Barfe (@LFBarfe) July 16, 2015
@AranSohal @anjemchoudary top 4 is literally 80% of my waking life.
— Dane (@danesayer) July 16, 2015
.@anjemchoudary No drinking, movies, gambling, casual sex, bacon or socializing with women? Now wonder you extremists are so fucking pissed — — Bonk — (@BonkPolitics) July 16, 2015
@anjemchoudary @atxbantamathy By outlaw he means, lash, chop, hang, stone, behead. Rather outlaw Islam.
— Smiles 4RaifBadawi (@BJPrice1) July 16, 2015
Choudary is probably adding “Twitter” and “sarcasm” to the list right now.
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