Meet the new candidate. Same as the old candidate.
Team Hillary Clinton excitedly announced the location for her official campaign launch Monday on Twitter.
Now, if this all seems familiar, that’s because Hillary already announced she was running for president in April.
Granted she did it with a video that looked more like an ad for Home Depot, but still she did announce. And she’s been campaigning ever since, with brief breaks — like a Memorial Day parade at home in Chappaqua — to make it look like she was taking some time off from campaigning.
Does she think everyone forgot that?
Why else would the lapdog media be chasing her around from staged event to staged event nationwide?
What is she going to say?
“I’m officially officially announcing I’m running for president now so any scandal that came out before this doesn’t count.”
Or, at her age, is she simply forgetting things the way the rest of us do — where she put the car keys, neighbors’ birthdays, whether she’s already announced she’s running for president — just everyday stuff to everyday Americans.
Either way the Twitterverse had a blast mocking the latest announcement of the newest upcoming announcement.
Breaking: Start spreading the news—#Hillary2016 kicks off here. And you could be there → http://t.co/eztnltNOnc pic.twitter.com/3bYkh2kB39
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) June 1, 2015
@HillaryClinton Nothing says “young and with it” like repeatedly forgetting you’re running for president.
— Eric Spencer (@JustEric) June 1, 2015
Watching you try to Jedi Mind-trick America that you haven’t done this already is really fun. @HillaryClinton
— Noah Wehrman (@NoahWehrman) June 1, 2015
.@HillaryClinton there are no do-overs in campaign launches. You’re stuck with your burrito eating 1st impression https://t.co/ZmAON5xOi2
— The Right Wing M (@TheRightWingM) June 1, 2015
I haven’t been this excited since the other time you launched your campaign back in April. @HillaryClinton
— Noah Wehrman (@NoahWehrman) June 1, 2015
@NoahWehrman I’m sure she’ll hit her stride by the 7th or 8th launch. @HillaryClinton
— John Blackout (@SageCommander) June 1, 2015
@HillaryClinton Does this mean you’ll start answering questions now? #tcot
— Eric Johnson #ORPUW (@Ejbocfan) June 1, 2015
@JustEric @HillaryClinton @jtLOL pretty sure we could convince her that she already was president
— mat h. (@echo4h) June 1, 2015
.@HillaryClinton Roosevelt Island, New York City’s most glamorous borough.
— Danthony Bialsma (@AnthonyBialy) June 1, 2015
.@HillaryClinton Roosevelt Island is one of hardest places in NYC to reach. PERFECT spot for 3rd (or 4th?) “launch” https://t.co/kwPxbtgZYN
— — Bonk — (@BonkPolitics) June 1, 2015
@HillaryClinton ‘Go to the back of the line.’
— Sicario (@emmdee22) June 1, 2015
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