The White House may not have said why President Obama missed the historic rally in Paris Sunday, where over 40 heads of state gathered with more than a million people to denounce global terrorists, but nothing gets by tweeters.
They had some pretty good guesses, including a few that involved Michelle Obama’s death stare.
“Michelle grounded him, preemptively,” looks like the winning theory.
#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally Michelle Obama had an emergency. pic.twitter.com/wVt9OrQIW5
— David (@DR8801) January 12, 2015
#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally : Danish PM Helle Thorning Schmidt @AlisynCamerota @NewDay pic.twitter.com/QRu0dAtjYq — Keith MacDonald (@Macs_Wax) January 12, 2015
#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally Sorry, had a fund raiser to attend. pic.twitter.com/prVj1LTGIt
— Bob Modesitt (@Scgator1414) January 12, 2015
“@NLM4Life: Because Choom #ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally pic.twitter.com/nIO48gZm0S” — SashTam (@SashTam) January 12, 2015
“@robfit: #ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally he was hitting the gym #tcot pic.twitter.com/OYnRcSJVfz”
— SashTam (@SashTam) January 12, 2015
#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally Because he was reading his Koran.
— Proud Conservative (@TruthBToldDe) January 12, 2015
French dogs are not very tender or flavorful. #ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally
— Hilohaw (@Hilohaw) January 12, 2015
He didn’t know what green the rally was on. #ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally pic.twitter.com/ki0Nvza6mO
— Bob Henry (@Rmhenry1Henry) January 12, 2015
He had another important visit from Al Sharpton. #ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally pic.twitter.com/xZRDcVNsJY
— Bob Henry (@Rmhenry1Henry) January 12, 2015
#reasonsobamamissedfrancerally Michelle grounded him, preemptively. pic.twitter.com/pm9TPUM5OQ
— PC Abolitionist (@Leslie_H20) January 12, 2015
#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally the victims didn’t look like his fictitious son. pic.twitter.com/MQ1A6atD0o
— Daniel Snyder (@danmsnyder) January 12, 2015
#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally…he didnt read about it in the papers…he didnt know
— anthony zumpano (@tonyzump) January 12, 2015
#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally Unveiling his new border security plan. pic.twitter.com/yISHhYOmCQ
— Super G (@TCC_Grouchy) January 12, 2015
#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally the optics would be bad on Al Jazeera.
— Daniel Snyder (@danmsnyder) January 11, 2015
#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally failed the background check required to stand with world leaders
— Kat (@kat1567) January 11, 2015
#ReasonsObamaMissedFranceRally He tripped and fell in Harry Reid’s gym.
— Super G (@TCC_Grouchy) January 11, 2015
Barack Obama is just simply no George W Bush, who would have been first world leader at France rally. #tcot #pjnet pic.twitter.com/EqKj2Pi87P
— Michael A Nöthem (@mikandynothem) January 13, 2015
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