The speculation that former Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius was considering a run for the U.S. Senate sparked a wide range of suggestions for hilarious campaign slogans.
It all began on Twitter with the hashtag #SebeliusCampaignSlogans, and the Twitchy team was on hand to catch all the fun.
A Twitter user with the handle The Morning Spew got things rolling with these two. the first reminiscent of an oft-heard phrase of hers when she was out selling the Affordable Care Act:
#SebeliusCampaignSlogans Don't Believe Everything You've Heard
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) April 16, 2014
#SebeliusCampaignSlogans Get Under The Bus With Sebelius
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) April 16, 2014
From that point forward, #SebeliusCampaignSlogans had a life of its own — it was taking off:
#SebeliusCampaignSlogans More or less as qualified as Hillary, and she's been anointed.
— Tommy Joe (@DrollNDry) April 16, 2014
A Glitch You Can Be Proud Of #SebeliusCampaignSlogans
— Stuart (@Ringo6) April 16, 2014
The mere mention of glitches brought to mind the numerous “404 errors” people got on their computers when attempting to sign onto the exchange:
#SebeliusCampaignSlogans "404 More Years!"
— Razor (@hale_razor) April 16, 2014
404ward!! #SebeliusCampaignSlogans
— AngieCountessofQuirk (@Artist_Angie) April 16, 2014
One even included a campaign poster:
#SebeliusCampaignSlogans I have not yet begun to fail. pic.twitter.com/7YkUN5cO5v
— Socialist Mop (@socialistmop) April 16, 2014
But the best by far was the one inspired by Sebelius’ botched farewell speech in the White House Rose Garden:
#SebeliusCampaignSlogans For a better future vote [page missing]
— David Garth (@DavidJGarth) April 16, 2014
Read lots more tweets compiled by Twitchy, then check out “Woot! Rachel Maddow gets shown her place when she tries to insult Ann Coulter.”
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